6. Jell-O shots are never a good idea. Pretend you don’t know how she knows this.
file under: Stuff Mom DID Tell You But You Pretended She Never Did.
During the Revolutionary unit, every student signs the Declaration of Independence on the Promethean board so that we can all commit treason together against King George III.
Yesterday, I was taking roll.
ME: Is [student] absent?
STUDENT #1: Didn’t he sign his name really big on the Declaration?
STUDENT #2: Oh, man. King George got him.
Talk about teamwork.
Do you think this’ll work for climbing out of hell?
Adam should try it some time
Check out the FIRST little league baseball player of ANY gender or race to make the cover of Sports Illustrated. Go, Mo’ne!
Ronnie Spector, Dee Dee Sharp, Cassius Clay (Muhammad Ali) , Dionne Warwick, and Stevie Wonder backstage at The Apollo, 1963.
Here Violet and Amy demonstrate that greyhounds are sensitive, high-strung creatures who can’t possibly live in a home with ‘small’ children.
Learning about Apatosauruses is right out.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
reblog if you feel me
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